kolmapäev, 16. detsember 2009

Kas sa oled eestlane? Kui vastad peaaegu kõigile jaatavalt oled:)

1. You use the word ‘normal’ if something is ok.
2. When visiting friends abroad you bring along a box of Kalev chocolate.
3. You attended a song festival at least once either as a performer or as a spectator.
4. You know that going to the sauna is 80% about networking and 20% about washing
5. You are nationalistic about Skype (it is actually an Estonian company)
6. ‘Kohuke’ belongs to your menu
7. You declare your taxes on the internet like all modern people
8. You actually believed for a while that Latvians had 6 toes per foot when you heard that as a child
9. You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located
10. You spent at least one midsummer in Saaremaa, Hiiumaa or one of the smaller islands
11. You can quote films like “Viimne reliikvia” and “Siin me oleme”
12. You spit three times around your left shoulder for good luck
13. Words like “veoauto”, “täieõiguslik” or “jää-äär” sound perfectly pronouncable to you
14. You like bold statements, such as this one… ;-)
15. There can never be too much sarcasm
16. You can at times drink hot tea to hot food
17. You are disappointed that Jaan Kross never got the Nobel prize in literature
18. It would not be surprising for English-speakers to find your name naughty (Peep, Tiit, Andres [sounds like undress]) or hippy (Rein, Rain)
19. You have been to Finland
20. You say ‘Noh’ (sounds like NO) even when you speak English, just to confuse people
21. You know the lyrics to “Mutionu” and “Rongisõit”
22. You would never mistaken Kreisiraadio for a radio station
23. You would agree that wife-carrying is a real sport (at least as long as Estonians are winning)
24. Your best friend’s girlfriend is your English teacher’s daughter and they live next door to your grandparents, who were colleagues with your advisor, who is friends with your…
25. You think that any beverage below 20% is non-alcoholic
26. You check the thermometer before going out
27. You look in both directions before crossing the road, even if it’s a one-way street
28. You grin very mysteriously when people ask about your national food
29. Even if you find the music by Veljo Tormis and Arvo Pärt not exactly easy-listening, you think they are great messengers for the country
30. You put ketchup inside your pasta (french-cooked gourmet faire la fine manger pasta) in order to not to get the ketchup-bowl dirty
31. You cheated on your wife/husband at least ten times but you still think you’re in a good marriage.
32. When someone asks you “where is Estonia?” you quickly reply that it’s located in Northern Europe close to Finland…
33. Your grandmother’s “purse” is an old plastic bag that has been reused several times
34. Sour cream tastes good with everything
35. A foreigner speaks to you in broken horrible Estonian and you go on and on about how wonderful their Estonian is compared to “the Russians’”
36. You have ever worn or seen anyone wear “karupüksid”
37. You have heard the phrase “Estonians are slow” at least once
38. Kui sa saad aru, mis siia kirjutatud on
39. You find yourself continually ignoring the gender in other languages
40. You say ‘kurat’ as at least every second word
41. You consider running to the shop at 19.50 on Friday evening to buy some booze, a sport
42. You are a true Estonian when you come from Tallinn, because if you are from Tallinn you think Tallinn IS Estonia and that’s true of course that Tallinn is Estonia
43. When someone says “Estonians are so beautiful” you answer almost without emotions “I know”
44. You have tried to explain people that “kauboi” is actually a word in Estonian
45. You don’t think that terviSEKS is a funny word
46. You don’t find the Estonian equivalent to the expressions “twelve months”, “1002″ and “12 buses” remotely funny or rude
47. Even though you never met Toots, Teele and Kiir you know exact what they are like
48. You grin when someone you know says that they bought a BMW
49. You know how to end the sentence “Kui Arno isaga koolimajja jõudis…”
50. Verivorst tastes great (at least once a year at Christmas time)
51. You want truth and justice (tõde ja õigus) to rule the world
52. You think that the combination blue-black-white is cheerful
53. You know that love for 3 oranges is not a weird sex thing and the phrase “x 6 me” makes absolutely sense
54. For you it is totally normal to eat food gone sour (hapukurk, hapukoor)
55. A language should have at least 14 cases
56. You know the moves to the song “Põdra maja”
57. You consider “Õllepruulija” an unofficial national anthem
58. Everyone in your family has pictures from funerals
59. You are so proud of every Estonian that you correct foreigners who say that the population is 1 million, not 1.3 million as it actually is
60. You know the moves to ‘kaerajaan’
61. “Ühesõnaga” means that a really long explanation is coming
62. A mention of a town with a population of a million or more causes you to panic slightly
63. The phrase “go south, get some sun” can feasibly mean Latvia or Lithuania. The phrase “go north” is semantically null
64. It’s been years since you’ve seen your paper passport and paper bus pass
65. And weeks since you’ve seen cash money.
66. And you barely remember that there are other forms of payment except electronic ones.
67. When you come to a city that has a subway, you are prepared to spend a day just riding it.
68. You presume that all other countries also have ubiquitous Internet access.
69. Four-digit bus route numbers cause your brain to shut down.
70. You feel that the University of Tartu is among the top 5 best/largest/oldest universities in the world, and if you’ve graduated from it, all paths in life are open for you.
71. Swimming in +18C water is a perfectly normal summer activity for you.
72. Although when summer does come around, you tend to be working that day.
73. You will die before finding out if anyone actually does buy all those black&white hand-knit sweaters in the Old Town.
74. You can name from memory all the really big musical acts that have performed in Estonia.
75. Walking down Viru street, you can accurately name all the cruise ships in Tallinn harbour on that day.
76. You know the names of all three black people living in Estonia.
77. You remember the 1-kroon bill and the 5-sent coin.
78. A person that speaks three languages isn’t the slightest bit impressive.
79. Your biological clock senses with perfect accuracy the 15 minutes since you’ve parked your car in the center of town.
80. You have already been to Olde Hansa.
81. You know what the EURIBOR rate is right now.
82. If it takes more than 10 minutes to drive somewhere within the city, you are mildly annoyed because it is too far.
83. You are beginning to have a glimmer of hope for ever learning how to correctly pronounce Jüriöö Ülestõus.
84. Your doctor prescribes a visit to a tanning salon.
85. You take it as inevitable that you will need to go abroad for some things: clothes, footwear, books, theme parks…
86. First-graders with mobile phones no longer surprise you.
87. People who type slowly and carefully using only their index fingers are subconsciously considered to be foreigners.
88. The most difficult subjects you learned at school were Estonian history, Estonian geography and Estonian literature. And Russian.
89. You can speak with pride of Estonia’s highest mountain.
90. Buildings taller than 20 floors are sightseeing items where you bring visitors.
91. You are beginning to find Eino Baskin’s jokes funny.
92. On June 23rd, you feel the irresistible urge to drink beer and eat barbeque meat.
93. When you hear “Kristina”, you think of Shmigun, not Aguilera.
94. Every year you believe, deep in your heart, that Estonia will once again win the Eurovision Song Contest.
95. Potato to you is the same as rice to a Japanese.
96. You consider summer to consist of three weeks of bad skiing weather.
97. You can’t imagine your life without “Kalev” and “Vana Tallinn”, :) especially while having a deep look at the Tall Hermann and Oleviste sitting in the cafe inside the Old Town…
98. You’re proud that Ernst Hemingway wrote that you can find at least one Estonian in every harbour in the world.
99. Ten months of the year it is too dark to be up and two months it is too light to go to bed.
100. You believe that Kalev will return because Kreutzwald wrote so.
101. You find nothing special about singing a super-state to collapse.
102. You look down on people who ask if Estonia along with the rest of Eastern Europe is civilized by now / if Estonia belongs to the EU.
103. You know what or where “Valli baar” is but you would not try “Millimallikas” they serve twice, unless someone else pays for it.
104. You wait for a green light at a pedestrian crossing even when there is no traffic to be seen.
105. You are obsessed with your mobile phone’s ringtones and you can’t wait to get a new mobile.
106. You have an account on rate.ee or used to have one until you realised there is also myspace, facebook and orkut which are way better.
107. a Southern European friend of yours is excited that it’s miraculously snowing in their country and they tell you about it with enthusiasm but it doesn’t move you at all.. at least not emotionally.
108. You know what “spikerdama” means and have good memories of it.
109. You don’t understand the physics or chemistry your textbooks and teachers try to teach you because it’s too complicated.
110. You are too lazy to walk.. so instead you take the tram, the bus or the trolley-bus and if you do that without a ticket you know why people call you a bunny.
111. You know what a “läbu” is.
112. You know that the word “aita” and “Tarapiita” possibly comes from the word “Taara, avita” and you know who Taara is.
113. You are crazy about tanning at Pärnu Beach.
114. You eat too many dairy products.
115. You have lived in flats more than houses.
116. You are proud that an Estonian day still continues even with metres of fat snow covering the streets because other countries like the US would call it a “snowday” which basically means they have no work or school.
117. You also know that if there is going to be another Ice Age the Estonian people will more likely survive better than the South or Western Europeans
118. And you like the global warming but you can’t imagine a Christmas without snow.
119. You’d love to get your 12th grade exam results texted to you.
120. You have joined the “pohhuist” club or know people who are members of it.
121. You have porridge for breakfast.
122. You have had borsch or selyanka soup in your school.
123. You eat everything with sidrunipipar.
124. You notice summer has come because “Reporter” changes name to “Suvereporter”
125. You consider saying “Thank you” for someone’s light for a cigarette rude.
126. You consider constantly smiling and friendly people high on drugs or just annoying.
127. Seeing baltic people abroad (anywhere except the Baltics and Poland) you feel great blood kinship.
128. You don’t even expect a victory from the Estonian football team, but you still follow the game with great emotions.
129. You aren’t surprised over news like “someone (age 18-25) rolled over with a BMW”, “someone (age 18-25) was speeding (speed +30-… over the limit) with a BMW” anymore.
130. You can relate to the lyrics of “Depressiivsed Eesti väikelinnad”.
131. You eat pea soup and a bun with whipped cream on Vastlapäev every year.
132. You prefer Pirita and Pärnu beach to Miami and Hollywood club (Tallinn) to Pacha (Ibiza).
133. You feel butterflies in your belly when you hear Tõnis Mägi’s song “Koit”.
134. You know that between two legs there is Rataskaevu street.

Punased on minu pigem jaatused:)

teisipäev, 15. detsember 2009


See oli niii nõmedalt keeruline. Ma saan ülesannetega hakkama, aga ainult teooria osa on mulle liiga segane. Eluline ja teoreetiline füüsika ei saa eksisteerida koos. Samuti ei saa koos oldud teoreetiline väitefüüsika ja teoreetilised olukorrad. Mina ei saa nendega siis hakkama. Aga see on minu viga, et ma ei oska. Äkki kunagi saan targaks.
Uue perioodi tunniplaan on nüüd üleval. Senini kõige hullem periood tulekul. Ajalugu, kunstiajalugu, füüsika + kolm võõrkeelt ning matemaatika. See on lihtsalt nii tappev. Peab õppima hakkama, sest erinevalt geograafiast või keemiast ei saa kunstiajaloos asju loogiliselt tuletada. Homme hommikul esimesena 2 tundi Beierit. Unistuste kooliaaeg.
Väljas on külm. Aga ei ole külmem kui eile. Sama on umbes. Eile oli õues ilus, aga kaua olla ei saanud - seistes hakkas väga ruttu külm. Täna lähen mingile tänuüritusele kallikampaania asjus. Tagantjärgi - see ei olnud väga eestlaslik ning oli mulle väga raske, aga see aitas saada mul nii palju uusi sõpru ning muutis kallistamise minu jaoks loomulikumaks. Ma ei võõrasta seda enam ja kui paar päeva ei ole mitte ühtegi kallistust, tekib vahel isegi puudus kallistusest.
Ma loodan, et pidev külmatunne ja peavalu ei ole mingid haiguse sümptomid.

esmaspäev, 14. detsember 2009


Lõpuks ometi on käes külmad ilmad. Kuigi nagu ma just avastasin, et radiaator ei keera automaatselt väljas muutuva temperatuuri tõttu sooja juurde. Keerasin ise. Ja alles eile oli veel ilm, et ma käisin poes T-särgi väel ja mul ei hakanud selle aja jooksul külm. Ning õhtul jalutamas oli 2 pusa särgi peal ainult tuulega jahe.
Geograafia läks sassi. Aga füüsika tuleb hullem. Seega vähem õppimist ja rohkem elu. Ma täna juba rakendasin seda mitte minnes esimesse tundi. Unustada, et kool ka on. Gümnaasiumis. Ikka juhtub.
Täna sain tekli kätte. Joannaga jalutasime teklid peas läbi linna ja siis hakkas minu kõrvadel nii külm, et talvemüts tundus praktilisem.
Kui täna oli -14, siis homseks lubatakse rohkem. Kui temperatuur alngeb, siis see ikka kukub korralikult.

reede, 11. detsember 2009

Miski jääb lõpuni puudu

kuskil kellade kõlade murdudes
läbi lumede sulgpehme saju
läbi unede tumeneb kurbuse
hämar teadvusetagune taju

miski puudu jääb puudu jääb alati
vaateakendel portselanpoosid
kelle kurbus küll kelladeks valati
kelle külmusest jäätusid roosid

roosid lumiste akende ruutudes
läbi õhtute sulgpehme saju
miski puudu jääb teineteist puutudes
läbi teadvusetaguse taju

Kirjandus läbi

Ja ma sain 5 kokku. Kuigi ma kasutan suulisel arvestusel imelikke väljendeid mitte korrektset eesti keelt. Sellele pean ma rohkem tähelepanu pöörama.
Kuigi ma sain kõige nõmedamad teemad, mis saada oli võimalik - kreeka luule ja Ovidius "Neli ajajärku" - õnnestus mul kõik ära rääkida ning tuua isegi üks võrdlus. Eesti ja kuldaeg..Hmm..Veidike võimatu, aga ma arvasin, et igal rahval on lood kunagisest õnnest.
Ja sadaski natuke lund. Vähe, aga palju valgem on. Hämmastav, kui kell 10 koolist vabaks saada ning näha valget aega. Päike paistis täna korraks. Nii palju on lihtsaid asju, mis teevad õnnelikuks. Eile õhtul ma olin õnnelik, kui ma korraks õue läksin ning vihma sadas. Täna paistis korra päike. See on nii positiivne, et kuigi on ühiskonna nõudmised noortele ja tohuti pinge, on siiski võimalik rõõmustada lihtsate asjade ja nähtuste üle.
Lihtsuses peitub võlu.
Järgmine arvestus on geograafia. Aga ma suutsin ennast homseks mingile mälumängule lubada. Osav. Ilus jka tark peaks ka olema - saaks täiskomplekti kokku.
Ma tahan et oleks juba pime ja vaheaeg. Ma armastan pimedust. See on tõelisem kui valgus. Pimedus ei peta. Valgus on ajutine. Minu elus ei ole valgust, mida ma tahaksin näha. Seega ma olen rõõmus, et on talv, mitte suvi. Ja kuna tunneli lõpus kustutati ka valgus ära siis ei teki soovi siit põgeneda.

neljapäev, 10. detsember 2009

Arvestuste nädal

Kõik armastavad arvestuste nädalat. Kas siis kui see läbi on või kui uisutada saab. Ja tegelikult ei peagi ju armastama, aga see tuleb üle elada.
Esimesed arvestused läksid kuidagi valutumalt või mul on oskus unustada halvad mälestused. Igaljuhul seni on olnud mul matemaatika, mis iseenesest ei saanud hullusti minna, aga oleks võinud olla parem ning muusika, kust ma sain ära. Ainsana. Nagu kerge soov hüpeldes liikuda tekkis. Ja nüüd olen ma õppinud kirjandust. Ikka korralikult ja põhjalikult ja natuke rohkem ja 28A6 konspektilehte täis kirjutanud. Mida veel? Lugenud sõna sõna haaval läbi "Trimalchio pidusöögi" ning selle ingliskeelse sama pika sisukokkuvõtte-analüüsi. Ma hakkan vist aru saama, miks ei jäeta õppimist viimasele õhtule. Õigemini ei tohiks jätta. Aga kuna siin see on siis seda ma õpin. Pea on umbes küll juba kõigest antiiksest.
Aga lund sajab. Ideeliselt vähemalt laterna all on näha midagi. Ma ei suuda isegi enam pikki lausedi kokku panna. Konspektis on ka nii palju segaseid sõnu ja lauseid mida parandada..
Kui kirjandus läbi, on nädalavahetus. Ja siis geograafia ja füüsika. Ma tegin füüsika TVs nii nõmedad vead. Ja mul on kalduvus asju valeks parandada. Elame üle äkki. Vähemalt ma sain asjadest aru. Mõnikord.
Mul on täna kõik üleõppimise tunnused olemas. Seega ma hakkan seda kompenseerima hilisema alaõppimisega.
Ma loodan, et homne arvestus on ilus kena ja mõistlik.